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(LOL) 10 Hilarious Customer Reviews For Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book


Haha aw.. some of these are a little mean… but I can’t deny they’re also hilarious. I guess this is what happens when you publish literally a vain, self-centered book. Oh and click the link if you want to see the book for yourself on Amazon.

  1. “A great gift for people you don’t like!”
  2. “It’s a little uncomfortable, but doesn’t leave pieces behind when you go to wipe like other brands like Charmin and generic brand toilet paper.”
  3. “Who needs coal for Christmas stockings next year? Here it is! And then you can use it to start a fire in your fireplace! Handy-thanks KK!”
  4. “No, child.”
  5. “I had a choice between this and a monkey’s paw. I chose the monkey’s paw. They still made me take this book. I tried to burn it, but the match turned blue and went out. I threw it in a lake, and all the fish died. When I drove home, I found it in the back seat. I’m pretty sure that in seven days Kim is going to crawl out of this book and tell me about her new line of clutch bags. I have a very old, sickly neighbor; I’m going to let him read it and see if the curse transfers to him. Man, I hope so.”
  6. “”I would rather lose…100 bucks than spend $20 for this dumb book.”
  7. “THIS BOOK IS A PERFECT REFLECTION OF HER HOLLOW SOUL.”
  8. I can recommend the audio version of this book. It lasts 37 seconds. The narrator basically says, ‘On this page, we have an idiot and her cleavage looking into a camera,’ 500 times.​”
  9. “How can you write an entire book when all you can spell is booty!!!​”
  10. “No nudes, not happy.”

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